beastofstorms

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people

beastofstorms:

marypoppycock:

beastofstorms:

brownglucose:

dipschtick:

because they usually can’t reach it anyways.

*kicks the next tall person I see in the shin*

marypoppycock

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>:[

You love me.

Of course I love you! But only because I’m a masochist, you adorable amazing asshat, you.

Also! I’m a perfectly average height for a woman. You and Meggie-poo are just long-legged giant amazon women from Venus. So there. :p